In an inspired move with a plot twist that could only come straight out of an Ed Wood flick, U.S. Treasury Secretary reached an agreement under which Iraq's creditors would write off up to 80 percent of Iraq's debt. Wow, never saw THAT one coming! In an unrelated story, president Bush announced that he would also institute an amendment that allowed him & Donald Rumsfeld to drag out back & shoot anyone who was unemployed.
AM I DREAMING THIS SHIT??? Please, somebody cattle-prod my ass, let me know I’m on the right friggin’ PLANET!! !!!
“Iraq has said its overall foreign debt of $122 billion is hindering postwar reconstruction.”
And I care because…? Why is it we can’t seem to let fucked-up enough alone? Did the US national treasury forget how to clench it’s butt-cheeks?? When the dust settles during this “carnival phase” of Iraqi reconstruction, let me just preemptively say to all you people who voted for the tyrant we have in the oval office & are now suffering on unemployment, on behalf of the Bush administration, “Missed you at bible study!”
Hey, remember when America was cooler to live in than Canada??!? I am going to seriously give consideration to learning French, just so’s I can watch a goddam T.V. show. The Canadians must be laughing their snotty little asses off right now. God, do I hate French. I hate the cold, too. Maybe I should look into Peru…
Germany's Finance Minister Hans Eichel said that the planned Iraqi debt write-off "is not a precedent for any other case." "We only see a special situation for Iraq," he said.
With Iranian nuclear holocaust just around the corner, and me in this devil-may-care, up with people mood, I may just send a little greetings card to the “Special” Iraqi people:
Hey, you crazy guys!
We always hated supporting Saddam.
Did you hate getting killed by him?
FEEL GRATEFUL, GODDAMIT!!
Actually, we SHOULD do something to help stimulate the Iraqi economy..Hey George…Put me down for another 50 pound bag of opium!!!
I was reviewing Bush’s state of the union address, and this little ditty struck me as odd:
“We will work for a prosperity that is broadly shared, and we will answer every danger and every enemy that threatens the American people.”
Hey George: DOES POVERTY COUNT??? Or does every supposed “Enemy” have to wear a goddamed turban and shove an AK up you ass before you pay attention to it? I STILL don’t understand it, what made us elect a president who loves a foreign country more than his own?
Remember Abraham Lincoln? George Bush has the SAME JOB!!
I just found out that we pay the President $400,00.00 per year. Goddam, we couldn’t find anyone CHEAPER to make up shit off the top of their head for less than that? We could have just hired a bunch of monkeys to jump around for four years!!
…Then again, we’d have a bunch of monkeys sitting around fantasizing about being king of Iraq, instead of just one creepy asshole.
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