1: When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bitch who made you sad.
2: When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3: When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4: When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5: When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and that you need to quit whining.
6: When you are confused - I will use little words.
7: When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8: When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9: When you need a kidney - I will search the web for you.
10: If we were on a boat that was sinking, with only ONE life preserver between us...I would miss you terribly, and think of you often.
2 comments:
Thanks, love you, bro, love you real deep. I mean it.
rassafrassin balding white boy, "I get to go to Indonesia"
bragging little....
Gee, I feel better now, and I'm sure you'll have fun now that Fuglee has shown up on your doorstep.
Have a gooey good time!
What I don't need is certain people from certain wastelandish parts of the country giving Bobbe all sorts of "gooey" ideas.
Feel free to encourage him all you want, just so long as I'm not the focus of that encouragement... =p
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