A village must be missing an idiot...

Derrick Shareef, 22, an American citizen from Rockford, was arrested Wednesday when he met with an undercover agent in a parking lot to trade a set of stereo speakers for four hand grenades and a gun.

"He fixed on a day of December 22nd on Friday ... because it was the Friday before Christmas and thought that would be the highest concentration of shoppers that he could kill and injure," said Robert Grant, the agent in charge of the Chicago FBI office.

Other potential targets that Shareef allegedly discussed included government facilities such as courthouses and city hall, authorities said.

An affidavit quoted him as saying: "I just want to smoke a judge."

Shareef was born in the United States and converted to Islam, officials said. They believe he might have learned about jihad through videos and Web sites.

Well, for me, this presents a whole new high-water mark for human lunacy. Right when I think things can't be any crazier...We outdo ourselves.

Have you seen the artist's rendition of this guy?

For fuck's sake, he looks like he should be plotting "Beeg trawbel vor moose und squirrel!" Honestly, car stereo speakers for GRENADES??!? Is there some "Hip-Hop for Weapons" exchange program I didn't know about?? Usually, I'm on top of that shit.

And why does every person aspiring to be a supervillan have to

a: Convert to Islam
b: Grow a silly-assed pointy beard
c: Adopt a look Ming the Merciless abandoned light years ago

I hope to the Eldergods they put this fucker into a sack filled with rabid weasels and shit-ticks. This is not a Muslim, ladies and genteels. This is an all-American nutbar who converted to Islam. It no more makes him a Muslim than eating a Pastrami sammich makes you Jewish.