Forgot to check the stars, did you?

A warning to those sheltered souls...

I thought it would be obvious by now. I mean, really, how many times do I have to say it? What will it take to get it through your thick skulls?

NEVER, NEVER READ THE NECRONOMICON EX MORTIS OUT LOUD, YOU IDIOTS!

Do you want your kids to become zombified hosts for tentacled horrors from another dimension?