Okay, I have about 30 emails to respond to. 15 youtube comments need to be moderated (separating the "You Suck!" from the "You Rawk!" Guess which ones I'm deleting?) 4 blog posts need to be finished and published. There's class tomorrow. Caren wants me to vacuum the house. My friend Todd is bringing a Chimay over tomorrow, and I still haven't see the new Indiana Jones movie. I have to finish Mariah's video clip in a week WITH FOUR VARIATIONS. Gotta hit Craigslist and Monster.com for new postings. Oh, did I mention I am collaborating with another author for a martial arts book, as well as publishing a few of my own as soon as I Spackle them together?
Sooo...Does anybody know a hot little Asian babe that wants to be my secretary? Actually, at this point, I'd even take a white girl. If it came to that.
Anyone? Please?
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I guess that qualifies as a post
Q: What would Asians do?
A: Memorize it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-g90TF27cg
Regarding the vacuum. We have two dogs and two cats and have a Rumba from Costco. Best invention after Tivo. If it breaks Costco has the Nordstom's return policy, return it for a new one. The time frame is your judgement. Works great and does the job while you of course are doing more important things. Anthony
Like a little cheese to go with that whine ... ?
"Oooh! I hurt my arm! I have an owie! It hurts! It burns! Waaaaaaah!"
...But did I give YOU shit about it?
That's 'cause when you reached for the holster, there was nothing there. Opened up the door marked "Clever Comebacks" and the room was emptier than a politican's promise ...
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