Terry

It's been over a week since the Gathering. Do you suppose you could be bothered, in between slathering generous amounts of Branston pickle over your body & running down the street singing "Hot, Hot, Hot!", to write a fucking post about it?

I know, I know. You lead an active social life, between ministering to the homeless, learning the chords to all the Hall and Oates greatest hits and offering sexual favors to the criminally insane. But still, perhaps you could share with us some amusing anecdotes of your recent activities, no? Something to arouse interest in our stunted cerebral cavities, a taste of the whirlwind, giddy-as-a-schoolgirl lifestyle with your usual devil-may-care panache and literary apotheosis. We would be most...Grateful.

Most grateful, indeed.