Guh. Let me just say this, and we can let it drop, okay?
Coffee is GOD. Mormons, I don't know what your problem is, but you're missing out. Coffee is one of those blessings from above that the whole family can enjoy. As far as I'm concerned, children should start drinking coffee at age 8, and be introduced to Jamaican Blue Mountain blend by age 10.
Coffee has been scientifically proven to reduce risk in pregnancy, cure canker sores, fight AIDS, release sexual pheromones and enhance physical performance. John Hopkins University did a study that showed coffee drinkers overall live 30% longer than people dying of leprosy. I know a guy on the internet who bathed in coffee every day of his life, and he eventually turned brown WITHOUT EVER HAVING SEEN THE SUN!
Coffee also attracts wealth. Ask any woman in a McDonald's drive-thru.
*SLUURRPPP*
Coffee. It'll cure what ails 'ya.
Gotta go to the bathroom now...
2 comments:
I'm a Mormon so I don't drink coffee. I have tasted it before and found it not to my disliking but I think I'm fine without it. I do like the smell though. It has a very nice smell.
But by all means, enjoy it yourself. :)
MMmmmmm Jamaican Blue Mountain. Pure Ambrosia.
I'll have to bring some beans the next time I come up, my brother picks me up some about once a year. I'm overdue.
On another note, kids start drinking Coke at a young age so why should coffee be any different? COffee is the healthier of the 2, but parents who say that's nasty are the same ones letting their kids drink Coke by the liter.
Morons.
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