- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising. Waste of time.
- Read less. Makes you think.
- Drink no Budweiser.
- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
- Create loose ends.
- Get more toys.
- Get further in debt.
- Not believe politicians.
- Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
- Stay off the International Space Station.
- Wait around for opportunity.
- Focus on the faults of others.
- Ignore my faults.
- Laugh at those less fortunate than myself.
- Sucker those more fortunate than myself into pitying me.
- Enough to give me money.
- Fucking LOADS of it.
2 comments:
Expectations are just potential disappointments.
Thank Goodness.
No Budweiser.
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