Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Resolutions

- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

- Stop exercising. Waste of time.

- Read less. Makes you think.

- Drink no Budweiser.

- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

- Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.

- Create loose ends.

- Get more toys.

- Get further in debt.

- Not believe politicians.

- Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.

- Stay off the International Space Station.

- Wait around for opportunity.

- Focus on the faults of others.

- Ignore my faults.

- Laugh at those less fortunate than myself.

- Sucker those more fortunate than myself into pitying me.

- Enough to give me money.

- Fucking LOADS of it.

2 comments:

Todd Erven said...

Expectations are just potential disappointments.

Dojo Rat said...

Thank Goodness.
No Budweiser.