Monday, December 13, 2010

Tweety Twats

I caved in on a Facebook account - honestly, does anyone REALLY need me to create a Twitter page, just so my closest friends have yet another resource to hear me say "Fuck Off"?

I am not joining Twatter, end of story. I don't even want my wife knowing what I'm doing every fucking second of the day, the rest of the twits who tweet twisted texts of twice tailed trolls are nothing more than amoeba-level spooge sponges who think the rest of the world needs immediate updates on their rectal inflammation status.

Maybe if they had something like anti-social networking...But who would actually JOIN that?

1 comment:

Todd said...

It's pretty obvious. Someone who uses Twitter is a twit.