1: "What does this button do?"
2: "I don't think it's poisonous"
3: "One of us will have to tell Lord Vader"
4: "Fuck! We're short one!"
5: "Why am I standing on plastic?"
6: "Wait! Didn't the old man say something about a curse?"
7: "I think it's asleep."
8: "Looks like we lost them."
9: "That's weird..."
10: "I read how to do this on the internet."
7 comments:
11> Is this thing really loaded ?
12> Honey, I don't know how that lipstick got on my shirt.
Carl C.
Or, if you are from south of the Mason-Dixon Line:
Here, hold my beer and watch this ...
13) It's okay, I've done this a thousand times before.
14) It's okay mister, he don't bite.
How is "Of course I know what I am doing." not on the list? Everytime I've heard that little gem I know I'm going to find proof of the opposite.
Tombstones (yes they are real)
"Reader --if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig four feet deep and find a Penny."
Epitaph of John Penny, Wimborne, England.
"In loving memory of Ellen Shannon, aged 25,
Who was accidentally burned March 21, 1870,
By the explosion of a lamp filled with R.E. Danforth's
Non-explosive burning fluid."
Epitaph in cemetery at Girard, Pa.
"Solomon Peas.
Peas is not here,
Only the pod.
Peas shelled out,
Went home to God."
Epitaph in a cemetery near Wetumpka, Ala.
"Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake."
Gravestone near Uniontown, Pa.
"Here lies John Yeast,
Pardon me for not rising."
Cemetary in Ruidoso, N.M.
"Here lies Lester Moore,
Four slugs from a forty-four.
No Les,
No Moore."
Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone Ariz.
"I Told You I Was Sick"
Cemetary in Key West, Fla.
15) Everyone is doing it!
16) I don't need to see a doctor.
17) It's only a flesh wound.
18) Look! No Hands!
19) Did you hear something?
20) Don't you want to be cool?
"I think Ian's margarita is better, where's the Chimay?"
Me.
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