While we're on the subject

I got several presents through the mail, and I want to thank everyone. Jay, the beer was awesome and much appreciated. My wife got me the entire Red Dwarf series, and I made myself a curry and drank a Chimay. Perfect birthday if there ever was one.

But, I want to know...Who the hell sent me this???



It came with no return address, and had extremely smarmy remarks scribbled across the envelope. Whoever it was, thank you. Clearly, you know me well.

Like how badly the speculation will screw with my head...