Still a Smartass
Someone suggested this title for a short story I'm writing a few weeks ago, and I've had this stuck in my head ever since.
It's sung to the tune of "We Three Kings"
We Three Dead
We three dead are looking for brainzz
Shuffling, lumbering, slow in the rain
we know that we're gruesome,
but chasing the hu-umans
sure is a fuck-ing pain
mmmMMMMmmuuurrrr-uuNNNNnggghhhhhhhh,
Hear that sound? There's someone near
you can almost taste their fear
rip and bite
their flesh all night
someone please save me an ear
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No fear of me quitting my day job, I guess...
3 comments:
I am glad that thought was well used.
You got anything to the tune of "(I've Had)The Time of My Life."?
Of course, no disrespect meant to "The Swayze".
Bobbe, your zombie fetish just plain rocks. Mmmm, brainzzzzzz. . . .
-Amberly (or Squeeks as I've come to learn)
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