OKay, I have to admit: I thought this was a joke. In fact, I thought it was an elaborate joke, meant to entice people like me into ridiculing the Republican party (again). I thought this was some grand set-up devised by my enemies on Mars.
Nope. It's real.
Ladies and gentlemen - both of you - and the rest of my faithful readers, I give you Councilman Phil Davison of Minerva, Ohio - Candidate for Stark County treasurer.
Take a listen to this, and try to imagine the anxiety going through the people sitting in the first three rows...Furthest away from the goddam exits.
He has a bachelor's degree in history, master's degree in sociology, public administration...and A MASTER'S DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION! (punctuation his, not mine).
Notice how he keeps scanning the crowd & returning to his notes? What the hell was he looking for, the men in white jackets to burst in and take him back to his room? Fuckee-me, I was getting nervous watching this video: Twice, I looked behind me to see if anyone was there.
Also, what was in those notes..."When you get to this point, scream really loud and act as if you're going to pick up a chair and break it over someone's head". I keep thinking there should have been someone at the very back holding a giant cue card that read "SIT-THE-FUCK-DOWN-AND-TAKE-SOME-THORAZINE".
"We will not tolerate incompetence and irresponsibility ANY LONGER!"
Dude...Don't you think you're in the wrong political party to be making statements like that? The ass is a terrible place to have your words come back and bite you on.
Check out the part where he misquotes what he proclaims to be one of his favorites quotes..."In the HISTORY OF THE SPOKEN WORD!" (Again,his punctuation. Don't blame me for this nutjob).
The further I got into this clip, the more my jaw dropped. I mean, someone had to APPROVE of this mouth-breather to get up on a podium and represent the Republican party. Who the hell is running the filter process, Pat Robertson?
You know, they say you only get one chance to make a good impression. This guy could live to be 100, and they will still be remembering him as "Freak-Out Candidate Guy"
Hey, Sarah Palin; That hopey-changey thing? It's working a hell of a lot better than that psychotic-y, wierdassy thing would be.
Jesus-Pissing-Blue-Kool Aid Christ....And they call US Moonbats.
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Holy fucking batshit!
Dude needs the smooth green or something...
Of course, this is not too surprising, considering the state of the party he wants to represent.
He represents the new Center in American politics. And territory slightly to the right of Ivan the Terrible.
Well at least he most likely will not be getting the nomination. I like his dead eyed, mouth open stare. That's the way to win the hearts of the people.
Where you been Curry?
-Solo
Interesting though, how many people know his name today? How many knew it yesterday?
Never mind, I even after just watching it, I don't know his name.
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