Scientific Community: This disease is bad. The only preventative measure you can take is covering your mouth and nose, and maintaining a minimal distance between yourself and others. Simple, but effective until we get a vaccine going.
Mountain Militia Guns for White Jesus Prepper Brigade (hereafter, referred to as "MMGWJPB"): TYRANNY! FREEDOM! CONSTITUTIONS! SHEEP! FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
Scientific Community: It's going to get a lot worse. A LOT. We don't have a vaccine, we don't even have a starting point for one. Our only hope here is restraint, self control, and following protocols.
MMGWJPB: TRUMP IS OUR SAVIOR! JESUS SAID SO! SCIENCE IS FOR SHEEP! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FREEDOM! TYRANNY! DEEP STATE!
Scientific Community: The death toll in America alone is well ove-
MMGWJPB: TYPE ANY 3 DIGIT NUMBER INTO GOOGLE AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!
Scientific Community: That's not an indic-
MMGWJPB: WE'RE HAVING A 500 KEGGER DOWN AT THE RIVER GULCH THIS SATURDAY! TRUMP IS SPEAKING! TYRANNY! FREEDOM! CONSTITUTIONS!
Scientific Community: You're all going to die.
MMGWJPB: FREEDOM! BEER! TRUMP!
Scientific Community: Massive infection spikes recorded in Florida, Texas, and Southern California. Hospitals reaching peak capacity, already overburdened staff now at failure point. Supplies and manpower almost depleted.
MMGWJPB: ...why is my 12 year old on a ventilator?
Scientific Community: Told you.
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