Nature; "I have a new thing that can kill you, but you can minimize the chances of getting it by wearing a mask."
Humans; "It's all a Liberal hoax! Trump says ultraviolet suppositories from China will cure it! Masks are tyranny!"
Nature; "There's a vaccine now. It greatly reduces the risk of infection."
Humans; "Fuck a bunch of that, vaccines cause liberalism and autism! MUH FREEDUMBS!"
Nature; "I just leveled up - meet the Delta Variant. It's pretty much the Borg version of a Klingon disease."
Humans; "Never again! Stolen election! Save the children! We will die on this hill!"
Nature; "Have it YOUR way, assholes."
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